Glenn's Poems and Drawings

Here are some of the poems and drawings I've done over the last 15 years or so. For best results, expand your window as wide as possible. If you have any opinions on this stuff, send comments to me. Do not download or copy any of this stuff. Please just enjoy it here. Thanks! All poems and drawings © 1996 by Glenn R. Wichman.

PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST IN A MOOD

BOFFO FLAKE SONNET

Get Boffo Flakes for growing girls and boys

Build muscles, brains and bones and make you wise

Improve your skin, your hair, your voice, your eyes

Add to your boring life uncounted joys

If you're downhearted, lonely, or in pain

Or poor in spirit, hungry or unwell,

Divorced, decrepit, dying or in Hell,

Eat Boffo Flakes and you'll feel good again

And Boffo Flakes will clear your stuffy head

Arthritis goes away with just one bowl

And Boffo makes you smart, and on the whole,

Boffo flakes will make you good in bed.

The Universe may crumble at your feet

But Boffo Flakes will still be good to eat.

I'M GOING TO JOIN THE CAVE-MEN
I'm going to join the cave-men,
And live out all my days
Hunting fish and throwing rocks
And learning cave-man ways,

I'm going to join the cave-men,
And wear a bearskin suit,
And throw away ,ny shirt and tie,
And live on nuts and roots.

I'm going to join the cave-men,
Say "bye" to soap and tub,
And find a cave-man girlfriend,
And hit her with a club.

I'm going to join the cave-men,
And sharpen my stone ax,
And hunt some rocks and throw some fish
And dodge my income tax.

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